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Eat Ass ‑ Unisex T‑Shirt

  • Pride Energy
  • Thirteen Colors
  • Classic Fit
  • Bold Statement

An unapologetic statement piece for Pride & beyond.

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EAT ASS lands inside a warped ring of type on a classic unisex tee—relaxed everyday fit, soft ring-spun cotton, and thirteen colorways for pride, parties, and unapologetic visibility. Pick your shade, pick your size, and wear it loud. EAT ASS on soft ring-spun cotton—thirteen colorways, everyday unisex fit.

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THIS ISN'T FOR
EVERYONE

And that's exactly the point. This product is for the rebels, the rule-breakers, the ones who stopped asking for permission to exist loudly.

It's for people who understand that visibility is resistance, that pride is political, and that sometimes the most radical thing you can do is simply be yourself.

Too risky? Good.

Ethically Made
Fair trade & sustainable
Eco-Friendly
Organic cotton blend
Artist Support
100% to LGBTQ+ creators
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