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Picture this: I'm scrolling through "queer fashion," and it's all... tasteful rainbows. Pastel pride flags. "Love is Love" in cursive. Sweet, sure. But also? Boring as hell.

Where's the edge? Where's the sex appeal? Where are the designs that make pearl-clutchers uncomfortable and hot people horny?

I wanted apparel that matched my personality: funny, provocative, a little chaotic, and definitely not safe for your conservative uncle's barbecue.

So I said fuck it and made GayerThings. Because if you can't find what you want, make it yourself and look hot doing it.

No corporate team. No boardroom. No focus groups asking if this is "too much."

Just one queer guy with Photoshop, questionable taste, and an obsession with reclaiming words that were thrown at us like weapons. I make what I want to wear. If you vibe with it? Hell yeah. If you don't? That's cool too—subtle was never my thing anyway.

Every design is something I'd wear to the club, the gym, or brunch with my judgemental aunt. (She hates it. I love that.)

Everything is made-to-order, which sounds boring but is actually perfect:

• ✓I don't have a warehouse full of unsold inventory (because who has space for that?)
• ✓Your product is made just for you, which is kind of romantic if you think about it
• ✓Less waste, better for the planet, good vibes all around
• ✓Quality materials because cheap fabric is a crime against fashion

Plus, 100% of profits support LGBTQ+ artists and creators. Because community isn't a marketing strategy—it's the whole damn point.

Look, if you want something your straight friends will find "cute" or "fun," this ain't it.

These designs are funny, sexy, confrontational, and occasionally vulgar. They're for people who walked through hell to love themselves and came out the other side with better style and zero tolerance for bullshit.

If you're the type who thinks "maybe this is too much," it probably is. For you. But for the rest of us who stopped giving a fuck what people think? Welcome. You're gonna look hot.